I'm a twenty-something, whimsical, easily entertained british boy. Yes, I'm still a boy. I seek to reclaim my youth by filling this scrapbook with musings, drabbles and general sentimental nostalgic nonsense that I can reminisce about (and regret) in years to come.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
The evil of Aries: How astrology can be sign of future jail time
Police in Chatham-Kent, Ont., announced Wednesday that, of 1,986 people arrested so far this year, 203 were Aries, whereas just 139 were Sagittarius.
It is the first time the municipality has ranked its crimes by Zodiac sign. Aries were the most arrested, with Libras in second at 189 arrests, and Virgo third at 183. The least criminal were Sagittarius (139 arrests), Aquarius (142) and Taurus (146).
“You can’t really read too much into it,” says Const. Michael Pearce, a police spokesman, who used an Excell spreadsheet to classify the data. “I don’t comment too much on the Zodiac stuff because I don’t want any backlash about it. I am not drawing any conclusions about it.”
Still, Georgia Nicols, who writes the National Post’s horoscope, said that the results in Chatham-Kent make some sense.
“Aries is the sign of the warrior,” said Ms. Nicols, speaking from her home on Bowan Island, off the coast of Vancouver. “Aries rules the military. Aries jump in head first, and love adventure. A lot of people in the newsroom are Aries.”
Sagittarius stays out of the crime stats, she suggests, because “They don’t get caught. They are smooth. They can talk anybody into anything.”
I’m proud to be Cancer, happily at the lowest end of the crime spectrum! Or as the article suggests: maybe I just don’t get caught. ;)
Overcrowded Classrooms in Public Schools…
Incidentally, when the public sector strikes took place this November, the only teacher in my old school was the headteacher. He spent the day teaching an entire year group in the main hall. #uselessinformation
SANTA: HIS SECRETS EXPOSED!
I believe again. It all makes sense!
Tom On Tumblr?
Venturing into a new networking frontier is an exciting, yet mind-boggling experience. As a passive computer user, I very much expect that I be able to do everything I want to straight away, yet sadly my laziness fuelled delusions never match up to cold harsh reality. So here I am on Tumblr. A blog at my hand. Ultimate power to create the most beautiful awe inspiring memoirs that anyone has ever seen. Failing to find a perfect template, and too stubborn and lazy to even begin thinking about how I might create my own.
It’s a little ironic. I created this imaginary scrapbook to encourage my creativity. To learn about new areas of the internet and try my hand at them, and so far all I’ve done is curse at the templates.
Well it’s only the first day. Things could change.
Tom is a lazy cat.
Robots. They’re easier to train. :)
